What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Trump threatens ‘very serious consequences’ if Musk backs Democrats - The Washington Post

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do women like watching men sucking men?